November22, 2008
I had nobody who would celebrate my birthday in the entire world with me
before I met her.
Wrap it, please.
Sure. Is this fora gift?
Yes.
Just a moment, please.
But last year, it was different.
Fora very short time,
I had a girlfriend who celebrated my birthday.
One year ago today it happened at this store.
Last year
These ones over here have just come in.
You might think about this. It comes in black and beige.
What do you think?
Happy birthday.
I always buy a birthday gift for myself.
Grandma told me to eat noodles on my birthday for a long life.
I'm having the same spaghetti at the same place again this year.
Do you like the spaghetti here?
I'll have something different.
Excuse me. Can I see a menu?
Yes, excuse me.
I'll take this and this and this and this please.
And also...
I'll take this and this...
this, this, this and this too.
They have a 2005 Bordeaux. Great.
I want a bottle.
Certainly.
It's also my birthday.
No way!
Actually it's mine too.
Really?
Yeah.
- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday.
You should have some.
I'm full.
Let's go.
It's on me. Wait outside.
Well, we should split it...
Didn'tl say it's on me?
It's your birthday. I'll take care of it.
Disappear!
Hey, you two! Wait!
Wait!
Stop you two! Hey!
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm so sorry. Are you OK?
Officer. They left without paying their bill!
Excuse us, please. Coming through.
Not this way. Which way?
That way!
Excuse us! Excuse us! I'm sorry.
Excuse us. Pardon us. Coming through.
Wait, you two. Stop there!
I said wait!
Stop fooling around!
I thought I was just following her,
but somehow it happened.
We ended up in front of my place.
Got it.
Come here. Hide.
Why are you still hiding?
It was here. He did...
He grabbed my shoulders...
and kissed me.
He's a bad man.
He said he didn't like me anymore.
Because I eat too much and I act crazy.
And he said I'm very jealous.
At first he didn't mind but he said I punch him too hard.
I'm too rough, he said.
He doesn't even want to see me walking.
Do I walk funny?
I know. Not bad at all, right?
Like a model?
Was it really all that hard?
Kind of.
Right.
I'm strong and rough.
Enough!
Calm down.
Why?
Because it's possible someone else lives here now.
Right?
Whatever. I'm pissed at whoever's here.
Why don't you try? You'll feel better.
No thanks. Haven't you had enough?
Close your eyes.
What?
Just do it.
Okay, my eyes are closed.
I have to say goodbye now. Okay?
I don't want you to see me leaving.
Close your eyes until I'm gone.
Okay?
Count to 1000, then open your eyes.
Make sure to count to 1000.
And...
Take this.
I bought this for my birthday, really.
It's yours now.
Then you keep mine.
Thank you.
Actually...
I came from the future...
100 years from now.
In a time machine.
Surprised?
I am!
Goodbye.
Aren't your eyes open now?
No.
They're closed.
You're a liar!
I can see you clearly.
I've gotvery good eyesight, better than 20/10.
Your eyes were open!
Were you looking at me?
No. They've really been closed.
You can come back and check.
Were they really closed?
You sound like an idiot.
You're an idiot!
You're right. I am an idiot.
Idiot!
You can open your eyes.
I'm okay now.
You can see me smiling, right?
It was like deja vu.
I felt a tear on my cheek.
I was crying but I don't know why.
Actually... I thought she was crying so it made me cry, I guess.
Sure. I can see you.
My eyesight is great, too.
It's better than 20/10.
I can see your smile.
Be careful going back!
Be careful going back...
Be careful...
going back...
I never saw heragain after that.
It's been a year.
Going through my ordinary life I kept waiting...
for this day to come.
I mightbe able to meet her again.
I somehow had a hunch.
Maybe I could...
76, 77, 78 thousand yen!
Here's a digital camera.
Not bad for an old bag's bag.
We cleaned up good.
Cute, isn't she?
Hey, baby! Nice threads!
So cool.
Aren't you cold? Want my jacket?
Can I shave her face?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Ouch.
Oh shit!
When is this?
It's November22.
What year?
What year!?
2008...
Daimaru Department Store
Miss?
Miss! Miss!
Excuse me!
I can't let you leave like this.
She's gone. This way.
Welcome.
This.
Excuse me, miss! You haven't paid yet.
Please stop.
Help me!
Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Whisky, a strong one.
Excuse me. One more.
Yes sir.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you too.
Happy birthday.
Present from me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Let's go.
Oh no, no, no, no...
Where's my key?
Did I lose it?
It's open now.
Sorry it's messy. I'll clean it right away.
But this isn't so bad fora guy living alone.
"Are you an idiot?"
You're my only lady guest except my landlady.
But it smells okay here, right?
I have a special technique to kill odors.
How are you, Jiro?
I am you, 65 years from now.
Please don't be afraid of my appearance.
You must be feeling happy to see your dream girl again.
But...
I'm here to tell youthe truth.
She came back todaybut it was not supposed to happen.
You were supposed to meet up with the gunman, instead.
Itook the awful bullets that night...
and my body turned into this.
But ironically, the lottery ticket I'd bought earlier was a big winner.
I spent all my money and time on one thing.
I created her
to save you, me, 65 years ago
from that restaurant shooting.
She must have helped you out.
History changed and time will right itself
and recalibrate to the right dimension.
You are going to experience a huge disaster.
But I'm sure she will help you out again.
She is still like a soulless doll fornow,
but she'll leam things from living with you.
One day she'll become able to think and behave like humans.
She's programmed that way.
I'm sure you can make it happen.
You can give hera soul.
Take good care of her.
I hope you live your life without regret.
So you were...
created and sent by me from the future?
So you are a robot?
Don't call me a robot.
I'm a cybordyne model 103.
Bones: Made of casein multi alloy from Jupiter.
A cybernetic organism.
Brain: Nanotechnologically combined neurons.
Skin: Organic tissue just like humans.
Then, for example...
Are these just like humans?
Right.
So you are capable of doing it?
Doing it?
You know, "it. "
What's "it'?
Sex
Come here.
What?
Just come here.
Okay.
Face up.
Go and wash yourface.
Oh, what did he mean by"disaster"?
I can't talk about the future.
Okay.
Oh, that over there is my pet.
I named him Raoul.
It looks great.
Thank you.
What kind ofmeat is this?
It's a delicious pot of Raoul.
Raoul!?
That's how we started living together.
Hey. What are you doing?
This is a place to study so you need to be quiet.
Got it?
Jiro, run! If we are late, we'll flunk.
I don't think we can make it.
Kyoko Iwashita.
- Taishi Endo. - Here.
Jiro Kitamura.
Jiro Kitamura?
Here.
Kohei Kurihara.
- Kenta Sato. - Here!
Yes!
Yuichi Shibasaki.
Kaoru Suematsu.
You...
How did you get here so soon?
I have no idea.
Here we go.
Top of the first inning!
Sato!
Be quiet!
Open to page 73.
Iwill explain this with the diagram.
Who is she?
She's myfriend.
You don't want that?
No.
Then I'll take it.
Let me join you.
What's yourname?
I'm Kenta. Kenta Sato.
Why do you ask?
You are so straight. I like that!
You want us to start as friends?
She's got a healthy appetite.
She is. She ate my pet too.
What bizarre taste.
Speaking of bizarre.
There is an ethnic group, the Chraumah, in the Near East.
I heard they eat the shit of capybaras.
The recipe is odd. They catch a capybara
and sew up its asshole.
To keep the shit in.
Then give it a lot of its favorites.
After a week of feeding, there is a lot of shit inside.
Then its time to open the asshole.
Grab the stomach like this
and squeeze the shit out so they can eat.
You like shit?
Thank you!
Hey you, drink up. We're friends.
She shouldn't.
I'm not sure how alcohol will affect her.
Relax. All girls can handle booze these days.
Don't you know women rule the world?
See?
How was it?
This isn't good. I think you're drunk.
Stop doing this and that. You don't want to die, do you?
Shall we go home? Let's go home.
Can you walk? We gotta go.
See you all.
Hey, Jiro.
Bye now.
Are you okay?
...the integral of sine n omega t by
T over 0 to 2,
then subtract...
...n omega t by T over T to 2
from that.
Professor, please be careful.
Class dismissed!
So from 2000 yen then.
Your change is 610 yen.
I'm going to the restroom. Can you wait here for Mommy?
Welcome. Is this for here?
Yes. Let's see...
I want a Freshness Burger, regular.
Sorry. Say that again?
I want a regular Freshness Burger.
I want a regular coffee.
Mommy, I flew! I flew in the sky!
I flew in the sky! Mommy!
Your girlfriend is very beautiful.
Looking for something?
Well...
Are you wearing my underwear?
Two adults.
My 500 yen coin...
Thank God.
Jiro!
I...
love...
you.
What are you doing?
This is not for drinking.
Feeling okay?
Gotcha!
What happened?
Wash yourface.
Last night, a fire happened at a soccer training camp.
Three boys received minor burns. It's suspected the fire was set.
Luckily, a miracle happened.
Someone burst into the room and saved the kids.
It was too dark to see her face.
I woke up and I was in smoke.
A young woman came in and saved us.
It's burning.
But that young heroine disappeared from the fire scene.
They believe she was an angel.
An ange/ saved us.
I'm sure she is an angel. An angel helped us.
What, an angel?
Don't open it.
That man, his eyes bother me.
- Hey. - What?
Let's visit your home town.
My home town?
My home town is long gone.
A big earthquake razed my village so we had to leave.
After that a new town was created there.
Ohly strangers live there now.
My home town is gone.
Don't you wanna go?
But it no longer exists.
You regretted not returning there until you died of old age.
So I got old and died?
So I will die.
Right?
I will end up dying like everybody else.
Hey, stop weeping like a little girl.
You won't die soon.
That's not it.
I miss my home town and my grandmother.
I feel sorry for myself for aging and dying...
Stop it.
Let's go.
Yes.
Thanks.
This is good.
Mouth too full.
I'm taking you to your home town.
But you have to promise me.
No matter who will be there, you can't talk to them. Okay?
Okay.
It's just the same as when I was a kid.
Ryosuke?
That was Ryosuke.
He hasn't changed at all.
Jiro! Is that you?
Take a look.
Jiro gave these stones to me.
My daddy told me these are fossils of brackens.
These are very, very old, older than 100 million years.
He's me.
Me as a child.
You in the future asked me.
When I see Jiro in the past,
make sure to take him to the home town.
My house is there, I think.
We had a persimmon tree.
People called it the Persimmon House.
Coming back from school,
Grandma always waited for me at the village entrance.
But I didn't want to be seen going home with Grandma.